Danielle Jackson: Designated Third Wheel

In my life I have found that Olive Penderghast from the movie Easy A can describe my love life to a tee.
Exhibit A: "Welcome. This is where the magic happens. And by magic, I mean nothing."
Exhibit B: "If Google Earth were a guy, he couldn't find me if I were dressed up as a 10-story building."
Exhibit C: "I think my complete lack of allure finally shot that horse in the face."

All of the above descriptions describe my life perfectly, the lack of allure, being invisible to the opposite sex, and the fact that my love life is a complete void. I am at the point where I honestly just laugh about it, and don't have a care in the world. I am at a place in my life where I have realized that I have been strong and independent my entire life, and I don't need anyone to help me through it. The marriage thing, kind of questioning it. But who knows, maybe some day my Woodchuck Todd will come, but until then being a single and independent W.O.M.A.N. is all right with me.

Now with that aside I have found myself in many a predicament of being a designated third wheel. I just find it odd that I seem to attract friends that are couples, and become the designated third wheel. This predicament has happened to me NUMEROUS times. I love my friends, I truly do, I just find it odd that I always become the third wheel. Do I have a neon sticker on my forehead that reads, "Third Wheel"? I guess I am just too fabulous for people to want to have less of in their lives once they get into relationships haha.

Well there is my relationship rant. I hope you enjoyed it.